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NATHANAEL BEHE...........................................................CRIMINALLY INSANE IRS AGENT
BEN BRUCATO............................................................................THE GODFATHER
B.C.Chase.................................................................................AS HIMSELF
TIM CHEW.....................................................................SILENT TERROR IRS AGENT
CHRIS COLEMAN.............................................................................IL MAFIOSO
ANDREW CURRIN.....................................................................STICK-BEARING MONK
MATT DUBAY........................................................CELLULAR PHONE OPERATING IRS AGENT
JOHN FOX...........................................................................GANDALF THE GREEN
RYAN FULTZ......................................................................KEENLY OBSERVANT ELF
GERMAN BOY............................................................................VISITING ALIEN
GERMAN GIRL 1.....................................................................PING PONG PLAYER 1
GERMAN GIRL 2.....................................................................PING PONG PLAYER 2
TIM HANCHETT................................................................PENCIL-BEARING IRS AGENT
DAVID IM...................................................................................EXTRA ONE
IAN KLEIN..........................................................................THE INVISIBLE MAN
JACOB LITTLE.............................................................................DEVOUT MONK
DAVID MACLURG..................................................................FEARLESS FIGHTING ELF
MATT MCCORD......................................................................ROOMMATE MAFIA LORD
GREG MYERS............................................................DARK LORD MYERS AND THE STREAK
MICHELLE MYERS......................................................................LADY OF THE KEYS
ANDREW MOK..............................................................................SNEAKING ELF
DR. "PYROMANIAC" TIMOTHY MOK...................................SURGEON GENERAL SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
YOUNG PARK................................................................LOST SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
JON PENTECOST................................................................GOOD-HUMOURED IRS AGENT
MICHAEL PETT........................................................................GREEDY IRS AGENT
BETH ROBINSON.........................................................................POINTING WOMAN
PAUL ROBINSON...........................................................................POINTING MAN
PAUL ROH............................................................................WILD-LEGGED MONK
JUSTIN SCHROEDER...............................................................VERY GREEDY IRS AGENT
PHYLLIS STUCKE............................................................................AS HERSELF
MATTHEW TAYLOR................................................PIPPIN THE PERKY SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
JONATHAN TERRILL..........................................................THE GODFATHER'S TRANSLATOR
DAVID THORNTON...........................................................MONK WITH THE FUNKY HAIRDOO
JONATHAN THORNTON..............................................BILBO THE BRAVE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
PHILIP WEAVER............................................................................MAID MARIAM
ISAAC YOON................................................GIMLI THE HOBBIT THE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
CHI-YOUNG YOUN..............................................FRODO THE GRATEFUL SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
GI-YOUNG YOUN............................................MERRY THE INQUISITIVE SUPREME COURT JUSTICE
JONATHAN ZUB..............................................................THE SEX APPEAL OF THE FILM
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A
B.C.Chase
PRODUCTION
THE LORD OF THE KEYS
(IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER)
JUSTIN AIKEN......................................................................CLEVER MAPHIA LORD
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
B.C.Chase
PRODUCED BY
JOHN FOX
TIMOTHY MOK
MATTHEW TAYLOR
JONATHAN THORNTON
ISAAC YOON
CHI-YOUNG YOUN
GI-YOUNG YOUN
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
B.C.Chase
LEAD PHOTOGRAPHERS
JACOB LITTLE, ASC
MATT MCCORD, ASC
PRODUCTION DESIGNERS
B.C.Chase
JOHN FOX
TIMOTHY MOK
MATTHEW TAYLOR
JONATHAN THORNTON
ISAAC YOON
CHI-YOUNG YOUN
GI-YOUNG YOUN
ADDITIONAL PRODUCTION DESIGN
IAN KLEIN
JACOB LITTLE
DAVID THORNTON
EDITED BY
B.C.Chase
JACOB LITTLE
MATT MCCORD
ASSISTANTS TO THE EDITORS
ANDREW CURRIN
MICHAEL PETT
MIKE ROBINSON
PAUL ROH
JONATHAN TERRILL
PHILIP WEAVER
MUSIC COMPOSED AND CONDUCTED BY
HOWARD SHORE
FOR THE THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY
LEAD COSTUME DESIGNERS
IAN KLEIN
JACOB LITTLE
ANDREW MOK
PAUL ROH
DAVID THORNTON
PHILLIP WEAVER
COSTUMES AND FABRIC PROVIDED BY
MRS. SPENCER
ADDITIONAL COSTUME DESIGN
JUSTIN AIKEN
NATHANAEL BEHE
BEN BRUCATO
B.C.Chase
TIM CHEW
CHRIS COLEMAN
ANDREW CURRIN
JOHN FOX
RYAN FULTZ
TIM HANCHETT
DAVID IM
DAVID MACLURG
MATT MCCORD
TIMOTHY MOK
YOUNG PARK
JOHN PENTECOST
MICHAEL PETT
JUSTIN SCHROEDER
MATT TAYLOR
JONATHAN TERRILL
JONATHAN THORNTON
ISAAC YOON
CHI-YOUNG YOUN
GI-YOUNG YOUN
JONATHAN ZUB
VISUAL EFFECTS SUPERVISOR
B.C.Chase
SOUND DESIGNERS
JACOB LITTLE
MATT MCCORD
GREG MYERS
CASTING BY
GREG MYERS
MICHELLE MYERS
BFA ADMINISTRATION
FIRST ASSISTANT DIRECTORS
JACOB LITTLE
MATT MCCORD
SECOND ASSISTANT DIRECTORS
IAN KLEIN
DAVID THORNTON
SCREENPLAY BY
B.C.Chase
SCREENPLAY BASED ON IDEAS BY
JUSTIN AIKEN
NATHANAEL BEHE
BEN BRUCATO
B.C.Chase
TIM CHEW
CHRIS COLEMAN
ANDREW CURRIN
JOHN FOX
RYAN FULTZ
TIM HANCHETT
DAVID IM
IAN KLEIN
JACOB LITTLE
DAVID MACLURG
MATT MCCORD
ANDREW MOK
TIMOTHY MOK
YOUNG PARK
JOHN PENTECOST
MICHAEL PETT
PAUL ROH
JUSTIN SCHROEDER
MATT TAYLOR
JONATHAN TERRILL
DAVID THORNTON
JONATHAN THORNTON
PHILIP WEAVER
ISAAC YOON
CHI-YOUNG YOUN
GI-YOUNG YOUN
JONATHAN ZUB
PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR
GREG MYERS
FIRST ASSISTANT PRODUCTION SUPERVISOR
MICHELLE MYERS
SECOND ASSISTANT PRODUCTION SUPERVISORS
MIKE KOERBER
MIKE ROBINSON
PHYLLIS STUCKE
MIKE STUCKE
ART DIRECTORS
B.C.Chase
TIM HANCHETT
MATT MCCORD
POST PRODUCTION STILL PHOTOGRAPHERS
MIKE KOERBER
MIKE ROBINSON
POST PRODUCTION LIVE ACTION PHOTOGRAPHER
MR. KENT
POST PRODUCTION DISTRIBUTION SERVICES PROVIDED BY
MIKE HILL
LOCATION MANAGER
B.C.Chase
LOCATION SCOUTERS
B.C.Chase
JONATHAN THORNTON
ISAAC YOON
TRANSPORTATION COORDINATOR
MIKE STUCKE
DRIVERS
MIKE KOERBER
GREG MYERS
MIKE ROBINSON
MIKE STUCKE
PROPERTY MASTER
GREG MYERS
CAMERA OPERATORS
JACOB LITTLE
MATT MCCORD
FILM PURCHASING BY
B.C.Chase
CHI-YOUNG YOUN
MARIA JEONG
CAMERA EQUIPMENT PROVIDED BY
CHARLES FORMAN
LOADERS
B.C.Chase
MR. HANS FUNG
CHI-YOUNG YOUN
ACCOUNTANTS
MIKE KOERBER
GREG MYERS
MICHELLE MYERS
MIKE ROBINSON
MIKE STUCKE
PHYLLIS STUCKE
STILL PHOTOGRAPHERS
MIKE KOERBER
MIKE ROBINSON
WEATHER COORDINATOR
GOD
STUPID REMARKS
JONATHAN THORNTON
BOOM OPERATOR
JONATHAN TERRILL
STUPID CREDIT COMMENTS
JONATHAN THORNTON
COMPUTER TECHNICIANS
MATT MCCORD
JOE GUENTHER
LOREN ROBINSON
MIKE ROBINSON
PHILIP WEAVER
COMPUTER EQUIPMENT PROVIDED BY
JOE GUENTHER
JACOB LITTLE
MATT MCCORD
LOREN ROBINSON
PHILIP WEAVER
ELECTRICIANS
MIKE ROBINSON
MIKE STUCKE
GRIPS
B.C.Chase
RYAN FULTZ
PAUL ROH
ART DIRECTORS
B.C.Chase
TIM HANCHETT
DIALECT COACH
BEN BRUCATO
STORYBOARD ARTIST
B.C.Chase
STORYBOARD PROOFER
ISAAC YOON
ORIGINAL LORD OF THE KEYS ART BY
B.C.Chase
BUYERS
B.C.Chase
JOHN FOX
MIKE KEORBER
MICHAEL PETT
MIKE STUCKE
JONATHAN TERRIL
CONSTRUCTION COORDINATOR
MIKE STUCKE
CARPENTERS
MIKE STUCKE
MIKE ROBINSON
SURFACING
MIKE STUCKE
CATERING
PHYLLIS STUCKE
STACY MACLEAN
MICHELLE MYERS
MIKE KOERBER
LES PORTER
MIKE ROBINSON
JOY UNGER
CRAFT SERVICES
MICHELLE MYERS
MEDIC
DR. PARSONS
STUNT COORDINATOR
B.C.Chase
STUNTS
JUSTIN AIKEN
NATHANAEL BEHE
BEN BRUCATO
B.C.Chase
TIM CHEW
CHRIS COLEMAN
ANDREW CURRIN
JOHN FOX
RYAN FULTZ
TIM HANCHETT
DAVID IM
IAN KLEIN
JACOB LITTLE
DAVID MACLURG
MATT MCCORD
ANDREW MOK
TIMOTHY MOK
YOUNG PARK
JOHN PENTECOST
MICHAEL PETT
PAUL ROH
JUSTIN SCHROEDER
MATT TAYLOR
JONATHAN TERRILL
DAVID THORNTON
JONATHAN THORNTON
PHILLIP WEAVER
ISAAC YOON
CHI-YOUNG YOUN
GI-YOUNG YOUN
JONATHAN ZUB
SUPERVISING SOUND EDITOR
B.C.Chase
MUSIC EDITOR
B.C.Chase
SOUND EDITORS
JACOB LITTLE
MATT MCCORD
VISUAL EFFECTS BY
B.C.Chase
JACOB LITTLE
Kandern, Germany
THE DIRECTOR WISHES TO THANK
MISS BURSON
MR. AND MRS. BATEMAN
MR. AND MRS. CORDELL
RYAN CORDELL
MR. DRAKE
MR. FIELD
MR. FISH
MR. CHARLES FORMAN
MISS FRANK
MR. FUNG
MR. GREATHOUSE
MR. GUENTHER
MISS HASENBEIN
MR. AND MRS. HILL
MR. AND MRS. HOPSON
DR. AND MRS. HULTQUIST
MR. KENT
MR. KEORBER
MR. AND MCCRACKEN
MR. MELLI
MR. AND MRS. MYERS
MR. PARENT
MISS PHOENIX
MR. PORTER
MR. AND MRS. REED
MR. LOREN AND MRS. SUSAN ROBINSON
MR. MIKE ROBINSON
MR. PAUL AND MRS. BETH ROBINSON
MR. SALT
MR. SHAFFER
MR. SHUMAN
MRS. SPENCER
MR. AND MRS. STEBNER
MR. AND MRS. STORRS
MR. AND MRS. STUCKE
MISS UNGER
MR. WALKER
MRS. WIEBE
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LIVING OR DEAD, IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
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